Why do chickens destroy my seedlings?
why do does my cat pooh in the veg plot?
Why do I not have a lawn mower and therefore use 'scissors to cut my grass'( no wander I never have spare time, this is definitely a fourth bridge scenario!
Why do my carrots always 'grow' small
Why does my apple tree (full of beautiful blosssom) bear no fruit?
Why has my lavender died?
Why does my honeysuckle have no perfume?
but I do grow perfect radishes:)